INTRODUCTION
Here is the story of Buyers Are Liars & Sellers Are Tool! It
seems there was this Realtor in Nashville, Tennessee, hereinafter
referred to as “I”. And I began to sell homes
across the city in all price ranges, in all areas, to all sorts
of people.
I couldn’t help but notice that in case after case, sale
after sale, transaction after transaction, the buyers and sellers
were making the same mistakes, making the same erroneous assumptions,
overcalculating and overstrategizing to the point that I became
crazed, working nights and weekends to the point that I was unable
to view the seventh game of the 1991 World Series between my
beloved Atlanta Braves and the Twins of Minnesota.
It was then that I realized I needed to share my observations,
and I sat down to write the original version of Buyers Are Liars & Sellers
Are Too! I wrote it after having sold about 200 houses, and self-published
an earlier edition that—although helpful to buyers, sellers,
and my professional colleagues—lacked the depth of this
revised and updated version. My editors at Simon & Schuster
repaired this book the way a plumber would a leaky pipe.
Despite the original book’s shortcomings, the feedback
I received from buyers, sellers, and Realtors was quite positive,
and they reported that many of their house-hunting and house-selling
woes were vanishing into the radon- and mold-laced air. Now
these usually warring parties were no longer consumed by their
attempts to outthink the other guy, for buyers, sellers, and
Realtors alike were armed with a weapon of mass construction. In
fact, the self-published BALSAT was read across the country,
and even in the Virgin Islands, Ireland, England, and South Africa: it
seems that the situations I had discovered in Nashville were
not exclusive to the area, but were shared by the real estate-minded
in many parts of the world.
Now, 600 real estate transactions after its initial publication,
I have found the principles upon which the book was based still
are sound. Yes, interest rates and market conditions have
changed; yes, granite-top kitchen counters are more popular than
Formica; yes, the “master bath” now exists outside
of old episodes of Dynasty. But when it comes to the basics
of buying or selling a home, much of what I shared back in 1992
is still true. Now, I’ve updated, revised, and expanded
this book to make it as useful as possible, and Simon & Schuster
has joined me in this latest effort to bring peace and harmony
into the world of residential real estate.
How to Use This Book
This book is designed to be used by anyone involved in buying
or selling a home—whether you are a buyer, a seller, or
a real estate professional representing either side. Because
it unfolds chronologically as it tracks the buying and selling
of a home, I suggest you read it in order, but if there is a
topic that you’re burning to dive into, there is no harm
in flipping right to that chapter (unless you want to “flip” a
property—for that, you really need to read the whole book).
I’ve broken down the home-buying process, from start to
finish, into individual chapters. Beginning with introduction
you to the Realtor and other major players like the home inspector,
I’ll walk you through the listing process—which includes
settling on an asking price—as well as the initial house
search and the showings or open house, where you’ll hear
all about the importance of “street appeal”. You’ll
see what happens during the inspection, and how all this leads
up to the offer, the sale, and ultimately, the closing. Whether
you’re a buyer, a seller, a buyer’s agent, or a seller’s
agent, you’ll find clearly labeled hints just for you in
each chapter. And if you read the hints that aren’t
addressed to you, I guarantee you’ll get some excellent
insight into what cards the other players are holding and how
they intend to play them. What buyer wouldn’t want
to know what’s on the mind of the seller? And don’t
you want to know why the agents are giving each other funny looks
at the inspection?
Finally, for those of you convinced that behind every “For
Sale” sign lurks the deal of a lifetime, I’ll share
my views on always-hot real estate topics such as flipping and
foreclosure. For several years, I’ve written a real
estate column, “Realty Checks” for the daily Nashville
City Paper. I’ll offer some “realty checks” for
you at the end of select chapters on a wide variety of topics.
The original Buyers Are Liars was helpful, but as the world
of residential real estate has turned, it has evolved into a
more complex creature. It is a mortal one capable of being
conquered. This book provides you with the knowledge you’ll
need to slay the beast.
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